Kuwait :o

i got this stuff as a forward from one of my friends back in kuwait.. it's kinda accurate but i wouldn't say that it's the whole of it but yea kinda...

*This is KUWAIT*

** Local calls are free
* Petrol is cheaper than water Payment for drainage and garbage also
* Any building construction finishes in 3 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Labors are paid less than what they can earn back in their country
* Companies can kick away their employees without any reason
* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money
* Cleaners(Tea Boys) have more Wasta than officers
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner
* Office boy & Drivers has more influence on Boss than Manager (exactly)
* Kuwait climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm,
hot / humid / chilling weather
* Kuwait is located in desert, still u can find greenery everywhere
* If some one can't earn money in Kuwait, he can't earn at any place in the
world
* In Kuwait, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its
sooo fast
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India
* Love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than that you were
together
* Being at home is more painful than being at work
* Indians pretend more religious/God fearing than they really are
* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of Salman /
Sharukh
* Kuwait girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything
* No Dance Bars or pubs. but home made liquor freely available.
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car
* A Starbucks every 10 meters
* A Shopping Mall in every 5km.
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers
* Getting license is more difficult than car
* Smashed cars are more than bugs
* No Women Queues

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN KUWAIT :*
****GREEN** : Signal to go, for Americans, Europeans, Indians & Filipinos
*YELLOW** : Signal to go, for Egyptians and Pakistanis
* RED** : Signal to go, for KUWAITS/SAUDIS.

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