Kuwait :o

i got this stuff as a forward from one of my friends back in kuwait.. it's kinda accurate but i wouldn't say that it's the whole of it but yea kinda...

*This is KUWAIT*

** Local calls are free
* Petrol is cheaper than water Payment for drainage and garbage also
* Any building construction finishes in 3 months
* Unqualified get more salary than Qualified
* Show-off matters more than real quality & performance
* Labors are paid less than what they can earn back in their country
* Companies can kick away their employees without any reason
* Wastas (recommendation) are more powerful than money
* Cleaners(Tea Boys) have more Wasta than officers
* Watchman has more Rights than the Building Owner
* Office boy & Drivers has more influence on Boss than Manager (exactly)
* Kuwait climate changes so fast, in one hour u can see raining, dust storm,
hot / humid / chilling weather
* Kuwait is located in desert, still u can find greenery everywhere
* If some one can't earn money in Kuwait, he can't earn at any place in the
world
* In Kuwait, time goes very fast, Friday to Friday comes u never know, its
sooo fast
* Every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in India
* Love your parents, friends, relatives 100 times more than that you were
together
* Being at home is more painful than being at work
* Indians pretend more religious/God fearing than they really are
* Theatres are full of Arab nationals whenever there is a movie of Salman /
Sharukh
* Kuwait girls sing Hindi songs but don't understand anything
* No Dance Bars or pubs. but home made liquor freely available.
* A ladies hair saloon every 5 meters
* Food/Grocery delivery to the car
* A Starbucks every 10 meters
* A Shopping Mall in every 5km.
* Highway lanes differentiated for slow & fast drivers
* Getting license is more difficult than car
* Smashed cars are more than bugs
* No Women Queues

TRAFFIC SIGNAL IN KUWAIT :*
****GREEN** : Signal to go, for Americans, Europeans, Indians & Filipinos
*YELLOW** : Signal to go, for Egyptians and Pakistanis
* RED** : Signal to go, for KUWAITS/SAUDIS.

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It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
- Edmund Burke
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
- Henry J. Tillman
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
- Mark Twain
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
- Jules Renard
Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- Unknown
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
- Richard Pryor

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
- Albert Schweitzer
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- James Thurber
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.
- John Wanamaker
A poem is no place for an idea.
- Edgar Watson Howe
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
- Will Cuppy
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
- Ed Gardner
The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
-- Albert Einstein
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
- Kin Hubbard
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.
- Robertson Davies

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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.
- George Aiken
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
- Henry David Thoreau
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
- George Carlin
My Karma ran over your dogma.
- Unknown
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
- Warren Beatty
God help those who do not help themselves.
- Wilson Mizner
I have seen the future and it doesn't work.
- Robert Fulford
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
- Charles Wadsworth
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
- BF Skinner
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- Dan Quayle
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
- Samuel Butler